The Second-Greatest Fake Internet Band in the World!
“TWO OF A KIND”
(C. DeCracken)
[CHORUS 1]
In an apartment
[all band members] Spite them all!
of a city square
[all band members] Mock them all!
There lies a secret
[all band members] Defy them all!
a perfect odd pair
[all band members] Deny them all!
[CHORUS 2]
[sung]
Black pride, White power
White pride, Black power
White pride, Black power
Black pride, White power
[s.b. Black Panthers March] “Black power! Black power! Black power! Black power!”
[bass solo]
Ernest McGuire
of pure white skin
A demagogue against
All his own kin
[drum solo]
Raising the fist
and only pro-black
Ever in fatigues
and ready to attack
[guitar solo]
And in the next room
ever such a grace
A roommate worthy
to be the master race
[s.b. Black Panthers March] “Black power! Black power! Black power! Black power!”
[CHORUS 1]
[CHORUS 2]
[s.b. KKK Rally] “White power! White power! White power! White power!”
[bass solo]
Tyrone Jackson
of pure black skin
A demagogue against
All his own kin
[drum solo]
Donning the hood
and lighting the cross
He calls the grand wizard
his only true boss
[guitar solo]
And in the next room
ever such a grace
A roommate worthy
to be the master race
[s.b. KKK Rally] “White power! White power! White power! White power!”
Now we have seen
the mystery within
Two of a kind
and how they both win
[CHORUS 2]
[CHORUS 1]