Can you guys come play at my wedding, birthday, graduation, dog show, Bris, yoga class, colonoscopy, etc?

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We would love to, except we're not a real band. We're just a joke project created by some guys, some of whom do not play instruments.

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Why are you named "Cactus Bastard?"

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Two of the creators were watching an episode of Outlaw Star (an anime show), and there was a mind-controlling cactus in it called "Great One." A character cursed at him as a "cactus bastard," and the name sounded like it would be a great band name. That is why most of the album covers are from that show. 

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Why are most of the album covers cartoons?

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See the previous question.

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Who is the first-greatest fake internet band in the world?

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That would be Westside Buddha, a project created by the friend of one of the founders here, which inspired him to start this site.

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I don't understand some of the abbreviations/odd terms used. Can you explain them?

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Yes:

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-b/g: background, a background vocalist

-m.b.: movie byte, a sound clip from a movie

-s.b.: sound byte, a sound clip taken from anything that isn't a movie, usually from a show or song

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Why did you move sites?

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The other site was a paid membership site, and it expired.

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Is the old site still up? Can I see it?

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Sure, though there's very little that's unique over there. If you want to see how it began, it's here.

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What time is it?

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Time to get a watch, stupid!