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The Second-Greatest Fake Internet Band in the World!
“PRODUCTION”
(C. DeCracken)
Drink sweet Coke
Eat Velveeta cheese
Order Pizza Hut
Use Bounty towels
Drive Mercedes Benz
Wear Calvin Klein
Clean with Windex
Don’t forget Kleenex
Shop at Walmart
Eat McDonalds
Brush with Crest toothpaste
And an Oral B brush
Shave with Gillette
Apply Right Guard deodorant
Send mail via UPS
Buy Apple products
Nike jacket
Levi jeans
Ray-Ban sunglasses
Adidas shoes
You want to be cool
Buy their products
Give them money
Make them rich
Make us rich
* This song was a huge radio hit in Japan and China.
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