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“PRODUCTION”

(C. DeCracken)

 

 

Drink sweet Coke

Eat Velveeta cheese

Order Pizza Hut

Use Bounty towels

 

Drive Mercedes Benz

Wear Calvin Klein

Clean with Windex

Don’t forget Kleenex

 

Shop at Walmart

Eat McDonalds

Brush with Crest toothpaste

And an Oral B brush

 

Shave with Gillette

Apply Right Guard deodorant

Send mail via UPS

Buy Apple products

 

Nike jacket

Levi jeans

Ray-Ban sunglasses

Adidas shoes

You want to be cool

 

Buy their products

Give them money

Make them rich

Make us rich

 

* This song was a huge radio hit in Japan and China.

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