The Second-Greatest Fake Internet Band in the World!
“(PART II) CALIFORNIA: NUCLEAR TESTING GROUND”
(C. DeCracken)
[atomic bomb samples; techno samples]
[guitar solo]
[whispered]
The dust swirls
The government tries to stop them
at their home base, our home
It’s no longer safe
We must move
Delaware!
[distortion] Delaware!
[hoarse distortion] Delaware!
It should have come to this
Our state of perverse oddity
We deserve this
We must make it to Delaware
where boy bands don’t sell out
and food stamps flow like honey
Is it really such a surprise
that we would destroy ourselves?
[m.b. They Live] It figures it would be something like this
The Kids' Cannabis Club
The Raging Shirtless Grannies
Hippies for Anarchy and Government Assistance
Anti-Work Equalists
Food Marriage Suffragists
Just one violation after another
until the structures would burst
We must make it to Delaware
Where all your dreams come true
and all your sins can be forgiven
[m.b. Nightbreed] A place where all your sins would be forgiven
[s.b. Spawn ep. 1] We all want to go home, but it’s war getting there
To destroy the machines
you need three things:
sunglasses, razor wire,
and corny one-liners
[whip and serration samples]
[m.b. Assault of Precinct 13 (1976)] He don’t stand up as good as he used to
[m.b. Commando] Let off some steam, Bennett
[Simpsons MacBane] Ice to see you
[m.b. They Live] Formaldehyde face
[s.b. Drug PSA] I’m not a chicken. You’re a turkey
[m.b. Trancers 2] Next time someone gives you an exploding ham, I’ll be sure to hold the mustard
[MST 3K Future War] Monsters in the hood
[m.b. Steel ] Eat the hot dog. Don’t be the hot dog
[m.b. Susperia] Sssusie. Sssarah. I once read names that begin with the letter “s” are the names of snakes. Ssss
Nuuuh
Ssss
Nuuuh
Ssss
Nuuuh
[guitar solo]
Band, hide, run
[bass solo]
Hold up, scavenge, ration
[drums solo]
Fight, hunt, lose
[guitar solo]
Bury, cry, pray
[synth solo]
Break, heal, continue
We must make it to Delaware
The land where heaven was born
And civilization rose from existence