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“GODZILLA AT A BUFFET LINE”
(C. DeCracken, idea by D. Thorngage)
[grinding gears, pounding pistons, thrashing chains, and lava eruptions samples]
[m.b. They Live] “Heh heh. It figures it would be something like this”
[spoken]
It is true
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
He’s back
and he will not stop
[m.b. The Running Man] “All they want is some food for God’s sake”
We beg
And we plead
Please, please
Just let us eat
[CHORUS 1]
[grinding gears, pounding pistons, thrashing chains, and lava eruptions samples]
[m.b. Punisher (1989)] “What do you want?”
[s.b. The Simpsons New Kid on the Block]
“That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters”
“ ‘Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine”
[m.b. Punisher (1989)]
“There’s a limit to revenge”
“Well I guess I haven’t reached mine yet”
[m.b. In the Mouth of Madness] “The way it has swallowed our minds”
It never ends
It never ends!
[CHORUS 2]
Is there an end
To this plight
Is there meaning
To this life
And has it all
been a lie
Has it all
been a lie
[s.b. The Simpsons New Kid on the Block] “Do these sound like the actions of a man that had all he could eat?”
Is this a message
About our life
Forever stuck
In the night
Just out of reach
The end at its peak
Always a tease
That can never be
[s.b. Fear Factory Crisis] “Cri-sis, cri-sis, cri-sis, cri-sis”
[CHORUS 2]
[fading]
What they said was true
It will never end
It will never end
It will never end
It can never end
[CHORUS 1]
[CHORUS 3]
[sung]
How I miss the way things were
Oh, how I miss the way things were
How I miss the way things were
Oh, how I miss the way things were
[sung]
Remember when
Remember when Amelia would sing us to sleep
As we took turns sleeping in the sink
Two took the tub, and the last the can's seat
And we would dream, and would we dream
[sung]
Remember when
Remember when we would wake up and scream
From nightmares and things that could be
And Amelia assured “It’s only a dream”
And hold us all right back to sleep
[CHORUS 3]
[sung]
Remember when
Remember when we would sneak out to see
To spy on our neighbors through night-scope green
And root through their garbage to thieve
Records and info and pictures with glee
[sung]
Remember when
Remember when we would prank the police
About stalkers and fires and militant freaks
And with guns and boots they would all come running
And we’d fill their cars with kerosene
[CHORUS 3]
[CHORUS 1]
[m.b. In the Mouth of Madness] “The way it has swallowed our minds”
Mind melting
Conscious loosing
It looses
It…
Subterfuge, centrifuge
Synthetic defenstration
Esoteric recalibrations
Diurnal oculus
quod erat demonstrandum
Speedipus rex
Road-Runnerus digestus
...Quid pro quo
Krah soph heu
Brah so la
Ahn ach meh
Droh drah
Draaaauuuuu-
[long drone sample]
[m.bm The Hitcher (1986)] “Alright, the roads clear now. Come on, get goin’ sweethearts”
There is an end!
[b/g vocals] There is an end!
There is an end!
[b/g vocals] There is an end!
To this line!